A solo, dark comedy about dating, cancer, & psychedelics (magic mushrooms)

We’re taking this trip global to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival ! Scotland!

August 6-30th 14:20pm

🍄 I got rid of all the toxic people and there was no one left

🍄 I got rid of all the toxic people and there was no one left

The Show

Chronically single, Gail has always been good at staying busy, setting boundaries and avoiding intimacy. That is, until a scary diagnosis makes her realize that she might just need to slow down, chill out, and get some help. But, who can she trust? “I got rid of all the toxic people and there was no one left.”

This true. dark comedy solo show tracks Gail’s quest to find the line between herself and others after a cancer diagnosis and her participation as patient #13 in a ground-breaking FDA study that gave psilocybin (magic mushrooms) to cancer patients with anxiety and depression. The study has blazed a trail for the potential legalization of the psychedelics for use as a medical treatment.

Gail has been interviewed by the New York Times, The New Yorker (Michael Pollan), Le Monde Magazine, VSauce, and CNN+, Psychologies, and beyond.

2025 Winner of LA Progressive and LA Hidden Gems Awards

See a 2-minute video about the show

🍄 No one wants to date a bald girl

🍄 No one wants to date a bald girl

Ed Fringe Interviews:

Reviews

“….Throughout, Thomas is magnetic and engaging in her intensity and candor…PATIENT 13 is a masterclass in storytelling, and how sometimes, a chair and a stage is all you need.”

Guy Picot of Gia the Move

“I’ve interviewed a lot of people and Gail’s psychedelic trip report definitely stands out!”

— Michael Pollan, Author of How to Change Your Mind, The Omnivore’s Dilemma

Studies about Gail’s specific clinical trial

🍄 Tripping Legally with FDA Approval

🍄 Tripping Legally with FDA Approval

About Gail (me)

I’m mission-driven, using my skills as a writer, lawyer, actor, filmmaker, storyteller, and storytelling coach, to help people connect, trust, love themselves.

I’m is a Moth SLAM winner, and have also performed at RISK!, Story Collider, The Crow, etc. Voiceover credits include John Cameron Mitchell’s Anthem: Homunculus, Angelo Rules, David Letterman, Beavis and Butthead, as well as video games, commercials and movies. Did a thing on Law &Order SVU. My home grown, short comedy, My BFF, won audience favorite at NYC New Filmmakers. I’ve written for smart, famous, lovely people.

I love helping people find and share their true personal stories as a storytelling coach for Practical Storytelling, and a freelance copywriter/editor, and speechwriter.

🍄 I've got cancer on my uterus, Wanna split some nachos?

🍄 I've got cancer on my uterus, Wanna split some nachos?

Follow Patient 13 on Instagram

Contact Us

Want to bring Patient 13 to your city? Stay up to date on show dates and other performances by Gail